Whenever I ask for bangs and they go “oh, they’ll be in your eyes in a week” and cut it like this, so that they are in my eyes right now.  Tony Danza wants to know how I’m supposed to read a book like this.

Whenever I ask for bangs and they go “oh, they’ll be in your eyes in a week” and cut it like this, so that they are in my eyes right now.  Tony Danza wants to know how I’m supposed to read a book like this.